since the iowa state game...

[Red Said Ted]

For all you nonbelievers, I have a tale to tell.  3yrlurker and I were havin' a cool one in some hole in the wall 60 some odd years ago, the date was December 6 as I recall, and he says to me he says "I gotta  funny feeling about tomorrow, dude, and it ain't good..."  I'm perdy sure  the Iowa St prediction was not much of a stretch for him.   BELIEVE IT!   

That's interesting, because I used to bowl with 3yrlurker many years ago, and I distinctly remember him saying one time that in 2008 we would elect a black President with a  unusual name.  I told him he was out of his mind, especially since this wasn't too long after 9/11, but he was pretty adamant about it.

I think we may have a junior Nostradamus on our hands.........

This one time, at band camp, 3yrlurker and I were hanging out on the lawn and this hottie rolls up on us, givin' us the look.  3yrlurker says to me, "I got a good feeling you're gonna tap that tonight."  Three hours and a 12 pack later, girl was all mine.  The guy is solid!  Can't miss!  We are golden!   

So she was a juicer and you had a twelve pack.  What took you so long?  Why so much booze?  Where's the logic here?  Band? I hope it was a rock band.

Shamefully, that's how long it took me to convince her to jump in the sack, and for her to drink that whole twelve pack!