I would take Steve Spurrier, because at a big 12 school he could trot out his "cant spell citrus without UT!" barb against my favorite team...and someone with no HC experience I would have would be Bud Foster from VT, because no matter how bad their offense is, that D keeps them in anything.
For several years, I have been saying this guy deserves a HC job. I'd like to see WV give him a chance.